Pseudotilings, or why is a raven like a writing-desk Gaiane Panina Two* problems will be explained to have one and the same clue. 1. Carpenter's problem. Can any carpenter's ruler (a planar non-crossing closed broken line) be straightened in the plane without self-crossing? 2. A.D. Alexandrov's problem. Given a smooth convex 3D-body K and a constant C which separates the principal curvature radii of K (i.e. R1 \leq C \leq R2 everywhere), is K necessarily a ball? ---------------------------- * well... much more than just two!